Last Saturday I went to a bonfire, and zomg, I drowned (in 2ft depth.. lol) It all started with sandy hands. I bent over to wash them, not knowing there was a BIIIIIGG wave coming on. So here I was just washin' and washin', then the mother of all waves knocked me over on my ass. It was a pretty awkward to roll over on (think turtle on its shell) and I couldn't get up! I grabbed someone's leg, but that didn't help much apparently. What made it 2o32348230948x worse was when the waves were coming out, it was sucking me in! Me, an obvious weakling, couldn't get up AT ALL so there was a little rescue team of asians. After 2x of being knocked over and drowning, the sand accumulated in my bikini bottoms, so it looked like I took a shit. Like a baby taking a shit in its diaper. It was SOOO embarrassing, then I got a bodyboard and covered myself to get a towel and run to the restroom to take the sand out. POOR ME. But the bonfire was fun overall, met up with old chaps, but I didn't get to meet anyone new! (typical)
But before Saturday was Friday, and that was the first day I started volunteering at Windsor Gardens (land of the old people) con Anna. Let me just say that it was the hardest 6 hours I had to work for.. I mean drawing and painting pineapples for freaking 6 hours?! NOT FUN. And they didn't even give out real pineapples to eat, so that was a -1. No, a -30980984534! Yesterday was more tiring, because I actually had to move, and everyone knows how lazy I am. 6 hours of cutting pineapples (my thumb is in pain) and pasting hisbiscus (I think that's what it's called) flowers and pineapples all over the building walls. The old people were pretty distracting and smelly, so I wanted to get that over as quickly as possible. Everyone was mad-dogginggg at me! They must've had some grudge against healthy young people.
Oh yeah.. I wanted to go to ISA this year but idk who's going, so maybe next year?! Hopefully. That's when I'll get my license.. hopefully I won't kill anyone. CRAP. I gotta drive. But my parents don't want me to lol (they know I'm horrible)
^ Group peekchure. I boxed myself, because this is MY blog, so it's all about me. I should've cropped everyone else too! Kidding, gosh you guys always complain. SHIT!